David Hasselhoff VS. Chuck Norris
Speed: 6
Strength: 8
Stamina: 10
Star quality: 6
Manliness: 4
Haircut: 8
Awesomeness: 7
Total count: 49
Special abilities:
`Scream of Ironman`
A loud growl stunning the opponent, causing the blood to freeze
and turning every woman within a radius of five miles on.
If you're lucky you get to experience this while he is wearing Speedos.
Really small Speedos.
`Breath of death`
He basically sucks in air into his gigantic lungs
until there's no air left to breath, causing death by suffocation.
Or by impressiveness.
Speed: 6
Strength: 8
Stamina: 10
Star quality: 6
Manliness: 4
Haircut: 8
Awesomeness: 7
Special abilities:
`Scream of Ironman`
A loud growl stunning the opponent, causing the blood to freeze
and turning every woman within a radius of five miles on.
If you're lucky you get to experience this while he is wearing Speedos.
Really small Speedos.
`Breath of death`
He basically sucks in air into his gigantic lungs
until there's no air left to breath, causing death by suffocation.
Or by impressiveness.
Speed: 10
Strength: 8
Stamina: 6
Star Quality: 5
Manliness: 10
Haircut: 1
Awesomeness: 10
Total count : 50
Special abilities:
`Lethal Roundhouse-kick`
By getting in the right stance, he can roundhouse-kick you so bad,
you will go back in time and tell your parents to use rubber
the night you were conceived.
Rarely seen, but when performed, is so demanding of power
that the sun needs to put some log on the fire.
`Texasian Stare`
When cornered, there will be no hesitation from his side to use this ability.
His eyelids will lock in position and a stare will embark upon you so intense, you can feel your balls taking cover inside your soon-to-be-smashed body.
This move is mostly recongized by the whordes of elefents running to the hills.
Strength: 8
Stamina: 6
Star Quality: 5
Manliness: 10
Haircut: 1
Awesomeness: 10
Total count : 50
Special abilities:
`Lethal Roundhouse-kick`
By getting in the right stance, he can roundhouse-kick you so bad,
you will go back in time and tell your parents to use rubber
the night you were conceived.
Rarely seen, but when performed, is so demanding of power
that the sun needs to put some log on the fire.
`Texasian Stare`
When cornered, there will be no hesitation from his side to use this ability.
His eyelids will lock in position and a stare will embark upon you so intense, you can feel your balls taking cover inside your soon-to-be-smashed body.
This move is mostly recongized by the whordes of elefents running to the hills.
Bet your money now people, for when the fight starts it will not end until earth has self-destructed and one of these perfect examples of natures control through genes, stands as the winner.
God speed!
God speed!
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